Saturday, December 31, 2011

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Monday, December 26, 2011

Yesss. 315/365

day after relics
I finally cleaned my room
gold star for Kendall

Elf! 314/365

Lorelei stockings
no literally she is
deep in the stocking

Treats. 313/365

rum and cokes all round
abundant soft cheese platters
God bless holidays

Has a ring to it. 312/365

so this is Christmas
oh my god a new Kindle
Kendall's new Kindle

Distracted! 311/365

shopping is a joke
I can't seem to handle it
GLITTERY I WANT

Snowfall. 310/365

still no sign of snow
so happy but so sad too
no more fishtailing

I'm a Child. 309/365

it must be Christmas
mysterious packages
I WANT TO OPEN!

Sinuses. 308/365

sinus infection
you are dominating me
how dare you dom me

Typical. 307/365

goodbye social life
hello Starbucks IV drip
and such is my life

Early Workouts. 306/365

Jillian Michaels
not a fan at 2:30
I mean in the dawn

First Day. 305/365

here goes the first day
it's dark and quite so freezing
we must stay awake

Ballard. 304/365

dominate Ballard
freezing in the pouring rain
the tiny dancer

Stayin' Awake. 303/365

the holiday rush
more like some adrenaline
Starbucks is my life

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Homework. 283/365

just another day
parked on the couch working out
and by that I mean...

Monday, November 28, 2011

Friday, November 25, 2011

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Monday, November 14, 2011

Friday, November 11, 2011

Brr. 265/365

one hundred to go
my feet are so cold today
hail storms are outside

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Productivity. 264/365

slept for twelve hours
ready to rock the day out
projects here we go

Stunned Silence. 263/365

it's my half birthday
super awkward text message
don't know what to say

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Monday, November 7, 2011

BRO! 261/365

homie don't play that
if you play that I'll play you
don't make me do it.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Monday, October 31, 2011

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Pirates Together. 253/365

last night was crazy
I found my pirate soul mate
out on the dance floor

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Letter. 249/365

dear baby nephew
I suppose it could be niece,
please be born today!

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Going Harrrrd. 248/365

going to Skrillex
first gotta get Junction Juice
going hard tonight

Monday, October 24, 2011

And We Danced! 247/365

keyed for Macklemore
come on november sixteenth!
I just wanna dance!

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Who Are You? 245/365

Brian Mystery
this texting is now awkward
must have the last word.

Cut Off. 244/365

just another round
one more drink and we'll be set
two tequila floor.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

The Mormon Call. 243/365

just some researching
the phone rings and OH MY GOD
well that was awkward

False Alarm DD! 242/365

here is the due date
and oh there goes the due date
so much for that one.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Monday, October 17, 2011

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Apple Thieves. 239/365

the pumpkin patches
throwing apples in orchards
we brought these from home...

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Success. 238/365

woke up with a guy
started singing Rihanna
good night last night, guys

Soc 255. 237/365

criminology
what the eff is going on
this test is so hard

Awk. 236/365

sleeping in today
Ron being a big creeper
creeping from window

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Sunday, October 9, 2011

First Game. 232/365

won our soccer game
rob, willy, and matt like boom
goal domination

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Chillin' Out. 229/365

almonds from Costco
three boxes of chai tea babe
relaxed weekend yup

Go Team Kendall. 228/365

went to all classes
stayed awake in all classes
big accomplishment

Flashbacks. 227/365

watching the re-runs
straight up LOST on this island
the guy from Heroes?

Monday, October 3, 2011

Old Residents. 226/365

Asian enters house
don't cry I'll show you around
what, you slept here too!?

Fakeout. 225/365

a lazy sunday
but too bad we went hiking
feel the burn pictures

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Bebe. 220/365

that lucky baby
what a beautiful mommy
almost time to play

Tate! 216/365

Happy Birthday Tate
this guy too legit to quit
slow motion outside

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Friday, September 23, 2011

213. 213/365

can you believe it?
I've been writing these for days
two hundred thirteen.

Tricky. 212/365

Eli is worried
those coin-op washing machines
a game of their own

Are You Lost? 211/365

shh, shh, shh baby
you are a little freshman
I will hold your hand

Said What? 210/365

classes tomorrow
how is this possible bro?
senior status now!?

The OTHER Grind. 209/365

just another time
I be on my grind all day
nope, not the coffee

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Friday, September 16, 2011

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

But it's Cold. 204/365

get up to shut it
or stay in bed to slumber
window, shut yourself

Midnight. 203/365

damn these haiku days
meant to write minutes ago
just missed the cut off.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Bees. 202/365

I stepped on a bee
the burning sensation sucks
ice tied to my foot

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Cam. 200/365

what a happy day
Cameron is twenty now
watch out world, and sheep

Friday, September 9, 2011

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Movie Night. 198/365

king size bed angels
the mental picture I have
I'll get the popcorn

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Monday, September 5, 2011

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Junction Juice. 193/365

drinks out of buckets
Peggy stop pouring yours in
getting me schwasted

Friday, September 2, 2011

Goodnight. 192/365

finally caught up
no hitting the snooze button
some weird fishing dreams

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

So You Were Right. 189/365

my computer died
power cord is the problem?
well shit I look dumb

So Hard. 188/365

the end of august
this one is for the homies
yup poppin' bottles

Eavesdropping. 187/365

our neighbor is wack
but awkwardly kind of cool
probably listening

iTunes. 186/365

playlists are rolling
a penny for your thoughts child
just like to shuffle

Seek. 185/365

august twenty-sixth
the sun is not elusive
and all is so well

Free Board? 184/365

i love the summer
nothing like those big spiders
out to get roommates

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Lamp Rejection. 183/365

Kurtiss want this lamp?
that would be a negative
poor dusty tall lamp.

Rain - 1, Kendall - 0. 182/365

well it's pouring rain
flip-flops were a bad bad choice
slippin' on the bricks

You're Gross. 181/365

cleaning the old place
black mold is really charming
so much character

Airports. 180/365

awake for thirty
and by thirty I mean hours
someone just shoot me

Sheep Wrangling. 179/365

silence to the sheep
why must you bleat in the dark
watch me chase you now

Crush on My Flight Attendant. 178/365

my flight attendant
his faux-hawk name is David
he is HELLA BOMB.

So Emotional. 177/365

I love the fish guy
his smile makes me want to cry
and write some love songs

Contradiction. 176/365

it is freakin' cold
I sleep with all the blankets
but the fan is on

My Accent. 175/365

I love my cousins
even though they laugh at me
come on, say 'water'

Lovestruckkkk. 174/365

the Aussie accent
I melt into a puddle
mop me up with boys

Life Decisions. 173/365

boom Australia
why is every guy so hot
I have to move here.

Spider Encounter. 172/365

I saw you my friend
with your black leathery butt
slinking on the bricks

The Crazy. 171/365

taking the train now
superior system here
crazy getting on

Real Home. 170/365

landing down undah
say be still my beating heart
welcome to your home

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

En Route. 169/365

the land down undah
hoping to stalk some celebs
whilst in LAX

Calm Yourself. 168/365

my mom is freakin'
"ning"-ing from the bathroom now
namaste mommy

Soooo... 167/365

our new neighbor Ron
loving some Aguilera
wanna get dirty

Moving Day. 166/365

can you please move me?
and by that I mean for real
this heavy dresser

Lake Day. 165/365

one day at the lake
bailing water with beer cans
our sunburnt shoulders

Summer Nights. 164/365

switchin' the headlights
bumpin' the 90s music
just tryin' to live

Just How I Do. 163/365

get back in the game
gotta change your position
run this town tonight

Deep. 162/365

tell me how to love
I can rock out with ya mind
how about one try

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

On Repeat. 161/365

year ago today
apparently this is hot
sensitive subject

Ready to Move? 160/365

it is now August
time is flying out the door
along with boxes

Blubbering. 159/365

here comes the bride now
I can't stop crying up front
I need the hanky

Preemptive. 158/365

must go to sleep now
tomorrow is the wedding
busy as a bee

Thai Cuisine. 157/365

Thai food is the best
it warms my heart and my soul
five star noodle dish

Distractions. 156/365

packing up the stuff
distractions are imminent
also called Facebook

Studying. 155/365

the caffeine levels
finals are upon us now
study buddies win

Nothingness. 154/365

speaking in haikus
proves to be most challenging
refrigerator

Monday, July 25, 2011

Friday, July 22, 2011

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Gross? 149/365

time to get sushi
I love me some raw seafood
don't put it that way

Booo. 148/365

I love Tuesday night
next morning always happy
except a sore throat

Tuesdays. 147/365

proving to be hard
no theory taken lightly
only four more days

Happy Birthday Erik. 146/365

those damn blackberries
piles of dirt be trippin' me
scars a year later

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Sunday. 145/365

writing my paper
spilled allergies on the floor
what a freakin' mess

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Third Fitting. 144/365

trekkin' through the rain
gotta get that dress on lock
real dedication

Friday, July 15, 2011

Pop-Pop. 143/365

the pop-pop is here
an adventure with the truck
make me a sandwich!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Dumb Movie. 142/365

human centipede
what the eff is wrong with that
just don't be the B

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Small Groups. 141/365

the teacher just left
small groups mean nothing to us
yo guys I'm leavin'

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Injuries. 137/365

Christina's finger
it throbs because she broke it
damn rope swing dismount

Friday, July 8, 2011

Out of Food. 136/365

where oh where is it
the bank is trying to kill
oatmeal and noodles

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

What!? 133/365

shocking news today
the theory test was a joke
a balancing act

Monday, July 4, 2011

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Friday, July 1, 2011

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Finale. 128/365

last day of June now,
we will go out with a bang
whiskey, too much bang

A trek. 127/365

today I will go
well go where you might ask me,
to Sehome I go.

Anthro 301. 126/365

got to run it out
philosophers in my head
way too much theory

Responsibility. 125/365

Mondays are so lame
who goes to class anyway?
oh wait, yeah I do.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Soccer. 124/365

want to play soccer
my head actually hurts
so no more headers

RIP. 123/365

to the dear spider:
my deepest apologies
but you scared me first.

Hello, Handsome. 122/365

no more bus drivers
now the sun walks me to class
how charming he is.

Weather Change! 121/365

summer in the ham
a realization now
it's not always rain

Theory. 120/365

so much thought these days
my mind is just exploding
too much theory, yes?

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Cake Balls. 119/365

the cake balls are back
back with a vengeance I say
read the recipe

Yummy. 118/365

It's so beautiful
the sun is sparkling today
like a spritzer, yes?

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Yard Work. 117/365

Happy Father's Day
yard work is always entailed
weeds will eat my soul

LIIT. 116/365

this bar is crazy
Lil Jon and Snooki status
long island ice tea

Done. 115/365

summer break is here
unfortunately over
I blinked that was fast

The Redwoods. 114/365

the Redwoods are big
and I mean like really big
captain obvious

U of O. 113/365

California now
Oregon tomorrow night
college party yikes

Alyssa. 112/365

happy birthday you
cat lady with weird accents
twenty one all night

Monday, June 13, 2011

Day 2. 111/365

rain and fog rolling
muffins from Astoria
go road trip day two

Thieves. 110/365

takin' the train down
babies all around my seat
eyeing graham crackers

The Jungle. 109/365

the jungle was wild
jungle juice is bad news though
just talk to Andrew

Friday, June 10, 2011

Arcade Games. 108/365

Success of a night
Brenna is legal watch out
a pinball machine

Done ! 107/365

Finished with school now
well technically one week
but who's technical?

Statistical Freedom. 106/365

Statistics must die
never taking math again
I am free for life!

Mispronunciations. 105/365

Such a windy walk
meeting at the brewery
how do you say that!?

Fakeout. 104/365

sleeping in is fun
it's like Memorial Day
except not really

John Mayer. 103/365

got nothing to do
in the words of John Mayer
got nowhere to be

Rapture Guy. 102/365

speaking in Spanish
trying to order a beer
creep in the corner

Focus. 101/365

finals are stressful
concentration not working
red bulls all around!

Thursday, June 2, 2011

100. 100/365

this is one hundred
crazy how the time will fly
choreography

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Deuces. 98/365

thunder is rolling
I realize it's been a week
well eff you homeboy.

Ouch. 97/365

William and I can
playing catch in the sunshine
fly ball wrist contact

National Parks. 96/365

scaling 10 foot rocks
with the crashing waves below
give me a harness

Magician. 95/365

he thinks it's magic
but I know your tricks crazy
keep your magic box.

No Sleep. 94/365

three day weekend now
maybe I can sleep for days
totally doubtful.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Como? 91/365

eight days of Spanish
brain is now in overload
must. think. in. Spanish.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Statistically. 90/365

here I sit in stats
doom and destruction await
t tests and bar graphs

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Cherries! 89/365

shoppin' for some fruit
cherries light up my life now
don't choke on the pit

BBQ. 88/365

barbecuin' dogs
not real ones, just yummy ones
kickball schoolyard style

Billiards. 87/365

going to Rumors
gotta play some pool first though
corner pocket, champ

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Allergies. 86/365

allergies are sick
not sick like the cool kind sick
sick like I can't breathe

Margaret. 85/365

the stories are real
margaret thatcher the third
yes, ackleberry.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Sun? 84/365

What is this light here
this burning ball of sunshine
slink from the shadows.

The Rain The Rain. 83/365

Another kayak
perhaps the summer will come
definitely not.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

May 15. 82/365

visibility
the rain impedes my vision
May fifteenth, not good.

The Museum. 81/365

quickly need one child
help, how do I get inside
child, show me the way!

LR. 80/365

Lamppost Revival
The coffee shop grows quiet
lamppost behind drums.

Hockey vs. Knives. 79/365

Hockey is intense
almost as intense as knives
commence argument.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Monday, May 9, 2011

The Big 2-1. 76/365

Going out tonight
induction to adulthood
Shake that, don't stir it.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

My oh My. 75/365

Macklemore all day
Mom and I getting the chills
my city, my life

Saturday, May 7, 2011

The Game. 74/365

now I play the game
trying to forget to fail
now I lost the game

Friday, May 6, 2011

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Anthro 335. 72/365

not impossible
very very frustrating
statistics: you suck

Flames! 71/365

study for spanish
grill out flames are roaring high
fire retardant suit

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Monday, May 2, 2011

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Cakes. 61/365

today is Easter
I spend all day making cakes
covered in frosting

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Friday, April 22, 2011

Spring! 59/365

So sunny and bright
Earth Day is like what up yo
new clothes for the win

Contacts. 58/365

what is the meaning
I'm always searching all ways
I heart Facebook chat.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

4/20. 57/365

it's the holiday
we daren't speak it's name here
for shame the smoke cloud

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Boom! 56/365

how did that feel test,
you just got dominated
dancin' the way home.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Dance Shoes. 55/365

dance class for the win
Rihanna like what's my name
someone tie my shoe

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Saturdays. 53/365

my finger still hurts
the Red Sox are forever,
typical night here.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Tech. 52/365

Sittin' in the room
why am I here so early?
Eating my red grapes.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Dance Moves. 51/365

just gotta stick it
gotta nail the freakin' freeze
I can't feel my leg

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Weather. 50/365

I love me some rain
the weather just can't decide
I'm Ron Burgundy?

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Look at Me Now? 49/365

there is so much dance
so much movement so much style
just call me Chris Brown

Monday, April 11, 2011

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Gourds? 47/365

going to sleep, wait
did you just call me pumpkin
the gourd family

Sleepy 21YO. 46/365

Peggy is so crunk
so badass so twenty one
wake up girl, it's ten.

Leo. 45/365

leo the kitty
so black and Persian and warm
come to me my love

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Strugglin'. 44/365

dayquil for the day
nyquil shakin' the night life
someone help me sleep

Ode to Deena. 43/365

jersey shore obsessed
can't stop the Deena comments
a blast in a glass

Butterflies. 42/365

the girlfriend season
their music blowing my mind
keeping me awake

Monday, April 4, 2011

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Farewell! 33/365

have to catch the train
towing the luggage down stairs
goodbye to England

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Wait, what? 32/365

the Indian food
an English delicious dish
wait, how is that right?

Friday, March 25, 2011

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Castle. 30/365

off to the castle
anne boleyn was a naughty
did I spell that right?

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Countryside. 29/365

we keep getting lost
bunkers and surridge estates
pour me the pinot

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

British TV. 28/365

worst soap opera
my eyes and ears are bleeding
excellent accents

Naturally. 27/365

traveling the world
leaping through the English fields
my rain boots are wet

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Goodnight! 26/365

jet lag is killer
as I sleep with the bassets
ah yes, bring the wine

My bad. 25/365

london is sketchy
proceed to trip up the stairs
london is laughing

Friday, March 18, 2011

SOS. 24/365

thunder and lightening
our plane is about to crash
sweet baby Jesus

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Discovery. 23/365

I have it on lock
the secrets of life revealed
yoga pants on planes

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Hiatus. 22/365

Time for an adventure
off to England tomorrow;
haikus to follow.

Soccer. 21/365

lets go Galaxy
sike, Sounders fan for days yo
Donovan is weird

Monday, March 14, 2011

Finals. 20/365

Spanish just got owned,
bio anth coming up next,
suck it finals week.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Zzz. 19/365

fifteen hours three days
my lack of sleep is showing
my phone in the fridge

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Breakfast. 18/365

we need the waffles
where are all the blueberries
typical morning

Friday, March 11, 2011

Kevin R. 17/365

Kevin is the man
no throwing water bottles
or sticks, big bully

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Afterparty. 12/365

Jason sang to me
far away from where you are;
get me the ziploc.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Lifehouse. 11/365

back in Seattle,
the sparks are flying tonight
oh Jason be mine.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Weekend. 10/365

so warm so comfy
oh to finally relax,
wait, drag show tonight?

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Oatmeal. 9/365

breakfast for dinner,
highlight of my day for sure,
no wait that's a lie.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

They? 8/365

Two birds on a wire,
they write songs about this stuff;
who's 'they' anyway?

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Afternoons. 7/365

where does the time go
I'm starving and need glasses,
give me an almond

Monday, February 28, 2011

Totem. 6/365

I'm not skipping class,
Paul James got nothin' on me
I'm a totem champ

Sunday, February 27, 2011

16:30. 5/365

take the compliment,
what am I trying to say;
where am I, Kansas?

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Thug Life. 4/365

We might be homies,
can you rock it like this though
thuggin' for days yo

Friday, February 25, 2011

Cabaret. 3/365

Mod-hop dance tonight
breaking rules and gangster moves
yikes, slippery floors.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Thursdays. 2/365

Jersey Shore tonight,
west coast snow up in my grill
I'm like, "yeah, buddy."

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Todd. 1/365

Todd is twenty one,
wasted in the five oh nine;
give him a bagel.