Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Stalking. 362/365

creepin' on Facebook
weird kid from Kindergarten?
yeah he's like hot now...

In the Secret. 361/365

the ladyfingers
that's the best code word ever
speaking in secrets

Planet Fitness. 360/365

I lift things up ya
holla at me like a boss
I put things down ya

No More! 359/365

honestly for real?
yeah I'm kind of over it
exhausting haikus

Or Would I... 358/365

You know what's crazy?
the Biebs is almost legal
not like I would care...

Loveuary. 357/365

It's Love-u-ary
we must shower with candy
not literally.

I'm Slick. 356/365

contacts from the past
bro, you always blew me off
return the favor

Ke$ha? 355/365

Kurt is my bestie
blowin' up his phone phone phone
like a Kesha song

February Frolics. 354/365

this is winter time?
but it's so sunny, yummy
I want to frolic!

So Soon! 353/365

the month of freedom
the Marine is almost free
I might pee my pants

The Countdown. 352/365

the final month here
by here I mean with haikus
already, hot damn

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

College Spending. 351/365

where'd my money go?
why does this always happen
damn budget accounts

Haiku Headcount. 350/365

the numbers are wrong
this sheit don't seem to add
only fifteen more?

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Test = Failed. 349/365

I know your tricks boy
how 'bout you learn about mine
because I'm winning.

Not Literal. 348/365

Australia Day
my first day as citizen
not literally

Suggestive. 347/365

just writing haikus
it's what I do best these days
among other things.

Typical II. 346/365

for the love of God
please let me sleep in one day
I am struggling

Just Make it Stop. 345/365

can college be done?
I mean the studying part
easy syllables

No Breakfast. 344/365

you don't like breakfast?
oh you're one of those people
the crazy guy here

Wait? 343/365

dancing in the dark
actually it's light now
hypothetical.

Thankfully Not a Real One. 342/365

my room just blew up
hurricane kendall in here
no waterlogging

Walk of Shame. 341/365

walking down Samish
bus driver shaking his head
you don't know me bro!

Bar&Grill. 340/365

shots in the evening
I'm talking like five p.m.
go hard or go home

Leo in Love. 339/365

tranquility hush
snow falling softly outside
mesmerize kitty

Haikus. 338/365

is it possible
I am nearly completed
haiku fan fest yay

Schnow. 337/365

the snow is falling
Humphrey under construction
the icy alley

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Say Whaat. 332/365

dare I say it is?
could we be acting like friends!?
just remarkable.

This Cat. 331/365

leo the fuzzy
he be all long hair don't care
creepin' and spyin'

DVR. 330/365

just so many shows
I don't know what to watch first
my first world problems

Brr...SIKE! 329/365

january ninth
no sign of the snowflakes yet
some kind of winter!

Sunday, January 8, 2012

So... 328/365

that awkward moment
did you really just say that!?
too soon man, too soon.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Monday, January 2, 2012

Rose Bowl. 322/365

rose bowl my duckies!
who even likes wisconsin?
i'm kidding, they're great

Well, Welcome! 321/365

responsible night
tequila shots are bad news
just so impulsive